Borrowed from my facebook note.

2006- The Best Year in Music Ever!!!

I was just thinking about the awesome pop hits this year and thought I would list my favs!

Akon ft. Snoop Dogg “I Wanna F*@$ You” (I realize the radio version is “I Wanna Love You”)
- Just what we need some more children born out of wedlock to a “Konvict” and another from “Death Row Records”. Man I really should have released a line of those chastity belts from Robin Hood: Men In Tights with the padlocks on them with these two running around. I could have made millions, Fo’ Shizzle.

Justin Timberlake “Sexy Back”
- So at first I was confused as to why Justin had to bring sexy back. Where did it go? Oh yeah, in 2006 sexy turned into slutty. Hey everyone, lets not wear underwear and run around drunk with our short skirts on.

Nickleback “Photograph”
- I love how angry he sounds while crying over his high school scrapbook, so deep and thoughtful. He dropped out of school and then broke back in “half a dozen times,” then went and blew “every dollar” in the arcade. Don’t get me wrong mortal combat was cool, but was it worth every dollar, and why is he breaking into school so much? Hey listen Nickelback- Cheer Up! You’re a millionaire now, you can afford to buy shampoo and quit cutting your own hair, maybe even some therapy! Seriously think about the therapy!

T Pain “I’m In Love With A Stripper”
- Maybe if you left the strip club for a little while you could find a nice girl. You’d also save time not having to go to the bank and get all of those one dollar bills.

Hinder “Lips Of An Angel”
-So apparently these guys need to go to group therapy with Nickleback. This guy is yelling angrily about having to be quiet because his “girl” is in the next room. Maybe the girl on the phone has a bad signal or something I can’t figure out why he has too yell like that. I’m not sure why if his “ex” has the lips of an angel he left her for a girl he doesn’t even like? I do applaud his abstinence though- I’m certain that’s why they are sleeping in separate rooms. It’s rare to find a hard rocker with those kind of morals.

Jibbs “Chain Hang Low”
-I’m worried this guy will have major spinal injury with these heavy chains on his neck.

Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland “Maneater”
-Nelly Furtado how dare you steal a title from a classic Hall and Oats song! Go be “like a bird and fly away” please.

Toby Keith “Any song he writes”
You haven’t been country since you cut off your mullet. What kind of cowboy wears girl cowboy hats and Abercrombie jeans?

Fergie “London Bridge”
-“I’m such a lady but I’m dancing like a ho.” Rather contradicting if you ask me. (See “Sexyback” note)

So that’s my thoughts on the best year in music ever- EVER!
Fergalicious

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It is a very good thing the order did not go through seeing as how I never have and probably never will order anything from your website- you need to cancel the charge as soon as possible.

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These freaking idiots- I've never even heard of this website. I suggest you dont buy anything from them.



So I turned on the tv tonight and a new show called Brothers and Sisters was on- starring Calista Flockhart(Ally McBeal) and Sally Feild(of lots of things including The Flying Nun, Smoky and the Bandit, and my personal favorite the voice of Sassy on homeward Bound I & II). So I didn't see the whole episode but from what I can tell its a drama about a big rich family and their hardships(unusual concept for tv I know, lol). So where I picked up the Mother( Sally Field) tells the whole family that she knows about the affair her husband had with a lady that was eating dinner with them and that she had known about it for 15 years. Of course everyone stopped eating and emotional chaos ensued.

So I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to the show because frankly I cant pay attention to much of anything. So another place where I picked up on the show and what stuck out in my mind and the reason of me writing this is when a daughter(Calista Flockhart) is talking to her boyfriend. She tells her boyfriend that she has slept with another man(apparently someone close to them). So of course the boyfriend is upset and just kind of stares at her. So she says something like "In my defense- I was drunk! I had just found out about my fathers infidelity and he was there." Now this of course stood out in my mind. The fact that her "defense" was, "I was drunk". Apparently she has taken a page from the Mark Foley scandal. Just say "I was drunk" and that will clear your name. So her boyfriend shouldn't be mad- she was just upset so she decided to drown her sorrows with alcohol(always a good choice) and so then she needed some comforting from the trauma of hearing about her fathers infidelity so the way she find that comfort is of course by doing the thing that caused her trauma. Sleeping around on her significant other. Of course she was shocked when the boyfriend said they were finished. I was shocked as well- I mean why would someone want to break up with their girlfriend just because she handles emotional difficulties with alcohol and un-safe sex with a friend. Her boyfriend is just cruel and I hate him. These are just the kind of times a girl needs her man. Seriously what was he thinking.

Oh and while we are talking about tv shows. The new show Studio 60: On the Sunset Strip- one of the two shows about making Saturday Night Live on NBC this season(both with star studded casts). Studio 60 is made by the same people as The West Wing- one of the most popular and acclaimed shows ever. Well I have decided to take up a donation so that I can buy the writers and the entire cast of the show (the actual show not the show with-in the show, that makes sense right?) a large shipment of Midol.

The show revolves around a recovering coke addict and another writer who has problems of his own because he was chastised by conservatives because of a "brilliant and hilarious" skit he wrote about the Bush administration. So of course most of the dialogue is endless banter about how they are hated because of their "Liberal Morals" and how they hate the Bush administration. They just cant do anything all because they have drug problems and hate Bush. Sob Sob Sob. I had high hopes for the show just because of the people involved but was let down. I don't mind a liberal stance or point of view at all. Half of what I watch on tv is liberal- I like hearing at point of views opposite of mine. I do not like hearing whining about how hard it is to get paid millions to write a sketch comedy show and how hard life is when your a drug addict liberal. Half of the show is about how they have to attack the religious right and conservatives, and how they will stop at nothing to do so.

Quit whining and write funny television- thats why people watch Studio 60- so they can laugh.

Wow that was a lot of stuff I did not know I was going to write.

Trey

What is a timestamp? I thought it was a time zone but I also did not know that Dawson Creek was a time zone. Allthough I am sure we have all at one time or another wished there was some alternate time zone where Joey was still pure before Pacey corrupted her and that Dawson was still watching Jurassic Park III every night and crying at the ending. I thought I lived in the Eastern Time Zone of course that was not one of my options. So now I am stuck with the America/ Los Angelos time stamp. Death Cab tells me that it gets hard to breathe there so I am a little worried about that. Anyways, what is a time stamp?